Inspired by Lucy's URL (thanks babe!) :) I thought I should share the Colonel's thoughts on DP.
I thought this meant Dom Perignon, but hey you live and learn!
Anyway, since out anal sex philosopies were detrimentally opposed (stressing the mental!), I was nonetheless curious to hear what he had to say about the subject.

sorry just had to get up to make a PBBC sandwich, no, nothing dirty, just peanut butter banana and chocolate. On toast. Is it just me or have the portions in Thai restaurants got smaller since the tsunami!?

Anyway, he confessed he liked DP and asked if I'd tried it?
I thought he meant a finger up my arse, but no he meant 2 guys.

Well I have done the 2 guys thing but not like THAT.
(probably mainly because one of them couldn't get it up until the next morning, when I heard him shag his girlfriend next door and took that as a cue to sneak out on his snoring friend. Without my house keys. But that's a different story...)

So at first I just took that as read and thought, man, he must have slept with some open-minded females, then I discovered they were GIRLFRIENDS.
Ok, open-minded girlfriends.
Next obvious question: who was the other guy?

He had mentioned something about a "gentleman".
When I pressed the issue however, it turned out that he travels to Brazil where he "likes to go shopping"! HUH!?

Come again!?

Or rather, how could anyone come at all with some boy who is obviously a gay Brazilian rent boy poking about in your pussy whilst your crazy Tom Hanks-lookalike boyfriend fucks your arsehole?!

Argh!!!
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Obviously, we are a match made in hell.

Or love's young dream, if you are a shareholder in Bell Atlantic or whatever monstrous monopolitic telephone company is ripping off those poor lust-crazed New Yorkers...