Or: "He was into you too much and now has thrush in his mouth, and that's why he's not calling?"
Who knows!?
In any case, Outrageous Boy (the drunk one I picked up after work a few weeks ago) hasn't been in touch again after a few tentative texts.
And now that I am committed to "The Rules" I couldn't possiby call him...
It could be that
a) he isn't nearly as confident sober as he is drunk (he wouldn't be the first one... oh how annoying!)
b) he got back with his ex (always a possibility)
c) he won the lottery and is too busy sitting on his yacht drinking champagne to call me (um, no...)
d) he caught thrush on his tongue from giving me oral sex for 2 hours. This possibility is becoming more likely as the days and my paranoia unfold; after all, don't babies get oral yeast infections too?
I am truly embarrassed at this, and should probably have discouraged him. After all, I was still a bit sore from the afternoon shenanigans with Tall Boy a few days before (I must remember to carry my own condoms next time... although there SHOULDN'T be a "next time"!) and God knows what havoc a nearly-cleared-up bout of thrush can wreak on some poor drunk bloke's undiscerning palate.
*holds head in her hands in shame*
Well, at least it wasn't Herpes and the other way around!
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2007-07-25 @ 17:43