I pondered this last night, and came up with a whole bunch of reasons why I should be glad I've not tied the knot yet.

I may still be single, but really I'm so relieved I'm not married to
someone with debt issues, someone whithout a dress sense, someone with an annoyingly floppy dick, someone who gets arrested for suspected money laundering, someone with dodgy hygiene, someone who can't see a child fitting into my life, someone who won't call me in hospital, someone who hasn't grasped the concept of presents at a birthday, someone who's cheap at Christmas, someone who makes me cry, someone who doesn't know how to clean a toilet, someone who lies, someone who cheats, someone who chases teenagers, someone who believes they know better than me how to touch my own clit, someone whose mum hates me, someone who never thinks to offer me a drink, someone who can't drive, someone who hates pets, someone with dodgy breath, someone who can't kiss, someone unable to dance, someone with friends who crack onto me, someone with a drink or drug habit, someone still in love with his ex, some skint student, or some guy who hits me.

When you look at it like that, I've done really well for myself! I also LIKE sleeping without a pusy, snoring body next to me, thank you very much.